a lot of my fav blogs either changed their urls or deleted i’m sad


we as a society need to start talking about abusive friendships, bc those exist and seem to be really common

and most people in them dont know how do deal w the abuse bc its normally emotional abuse which.gets delegitimized, and its a platonic relationship and not a romo or sexual one, so it gets delegitimized for that too

My therapist just told me a joke.








So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”


i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

I’m pretty sure they have to be named characters, so the scenario from the joke wouldn’t have passed even without the punchline.

yeah, forgot about that part

friend: i'm going somewhere do you want me to get you something
me: get
me: DOWN yureru mawaru fureru setsunai kimochi


" companions will leave the party if approval ratings are too low, similar to Dragon age: Origins, and it is possible to only have one companion remaining in the end. It’s also possible for the companion to betray the Inquisitor depending on the choices made by the player. "



you know those people who are just luminous, like they’re so beautiful and everything they do is endearing and all you can do is stare and hope that some of their light hits you someday. maybe it’s not even romantic but they’re just such people, they’re humans, and they’re so beautiful that you cannot make yourself look away


share a coke with a  c o m r a d e 


me: *goes to hell* what the fuck is this

satan: Welcome To My Twisted Mind.

writing history notes as green text stories


(shakes head) You come into MY house, you tell me MY favorite characters are heterosexual…

feel free to unfollow if you:


  • don’t like me
  • liked me at one point, but don’t like me anymore
  • hate what i post
  • hate what i have to say about xyz topic
  • find me annoying
  • don’t have anything in common with me anymore, and are bored by the things i post
  • feel obligated by whatever personal reason you may have to keep following me, even if literally any of those above things apply

this applies to mutuals as well. your dash should be your happy place, so no hard feelings and i wish you the best in life


hello class. my name is Mr. Worldwide and i will be your substitute teacher today. dale

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